revelationship the disappointment you feel when you find out your crush has a significant other
Metal Gear Awkward the game of tactical espionage action which you play when attempting to avoid an ex, etc.
canonbawl the feeling of tear-jerking disappointment when you realize that a song you like is really just Pachelbel's Canon in D
chipwreck when the nacho you are eating breaks apart in the dip, and you have to send another nacho to fish the remnants of the first one out
womanball the misogynistic game played by a fictional property's male main characters with female characters who are reduced to the plot status of an object to throw at each other or play keep-away with (looking at you, Oldboy)